Haitianed

(adj.) To be so drunk, that the next morning you have forgotten details of what you did the night before. Refers to the character of The Haitian on the NBC television show "Heroes," whose power is to selectively wipe clean people's memories.

(phrase) "To be Haitianed" or "The Haitian came to visit"

Scott: "So, how was last night?"
Cathy: "I was so wasted..."
Scott: "Did you do anything stupid?"
Cathy: "I have no idea! After talking to Cara, I realized The Haitian must have paid me a visit."

or

Cathy: "I have no idea! After talking to Cara, I realized I was totally Haitianed."

by ChicagoSO January 2, 2008

Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008

Hairist

Believing one is superior to another based off of their hair.

Tony is being hairist because he thinks being bald is better.

by MINER9ER May 14, 2019

Hailie

Hailie is a rad ass bitch!! she is so cool you don’t even understand bruh. she has no emotion at all and doesn’t gaf about anything. every boy that meets her instantly falls in love. she has pretty brown hair with blonde highlights and glowy pastel green eyes. she loves to party. she also loves to watch other people’s drama but not be in it her self. she only had one friend but that friend is her sidekick that would do anything for her or with her. she is just a free soul living life to the greatest!

hailie is so fuckin coolll

by -lovemac September 29, 2021

hailie

her hands are always cold because all her warmth is in her heart 😖❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥

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by mimimeowmeo November 21, 2021

its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke to the good old kootie cowboys.

Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 20, 2019

Hailie

A pathological liar; known to lie about unimportant things. Popular with men because she is easy. Easily and often mistaken for a prostitute when she's in public.

Wow, look at that Hailie, we should ask her if shes workin or walkin.

Yeah she's gross, she's such a Hailie.

by queenbittcchh November 11, 2013