When you’re playing a video game and someone on your team who never listens to instruction and has zero common sense, swoops into a situation and totally fucks it up.
I had to quit the clan because I kept getting gunnered by all the 13 year olds that we let into our base.
by JGJDSPDG January 7, 2024
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"I had eight pints of Guinness last night and I'm suffering with a serious case of guinnarse this morning."
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A type of rabid, unhinged transphobia/spreading of misinformation on trans people that is so severe that one fixates on it above all other priorities in life, including friends, family and well-being. A reference to ex-comedy writer Graham 'Glinner' Linehan, who lost his wife and kids for being unable to stop tweeting about trans people.
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A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
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Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.
Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.
Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.
Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.
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