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guitarsenal 

John Petrucci has one of the most extensive guitarsenals in metal.
guitarsenal by Dirk Pitt April 7, 2008

Gunnarson 

An old Norwegian word for the son of the infamous warlord “Gunnr”. The word Gunnr also means war. Around 800 AD Gunnr was an extremely powerful Viking King on the west coast of Norway in the area of Sogn and fjordene. He was renowned for extreme cruelty and limitless power. At the hight of his era he controlled 100,000 strong viking army attacking Russia and Ukraine and taking over Mikligarður, now Istanbul.
You can be proud like a Gunnarson. You can achieve limitless success by thinking like a Gunnarson

guitarsexual

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

guitarsehole 

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.
1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."
guitarsehole by lucky wendy August 17, 2008

Guinnass 

Guinnass is a condition that strikes those that consumed large quantities of Guinness the night before. It is marked by deadly flatulence and frequent trips to the bathroom.
Man, I have a mean case of Guinnass this morning!!
Guinnass by somedumbdude July 14, 2011

Gunnared 

Gunnared
You got totally gunnared last Eve.
Holy Gunnared!
Dude, wtf Gunnared
Gunnared by Jayrockchickenhawk July 29, 2019