Guinnarse

The digestive disruption suffered after a night of drinking Guinness. Symptoms can include excessive flatulence, wet farts, tarry stools and explosive diarrhoea.

"I had eight pints of Guinness last night and I'm suffering with a serious case of guinnarse this morning."

by Geat January 28, 2024

guitarsenal

A guitar player's repertoire of talent.

John Petrucci has one of the most extensive guitarsenals in metal.

by Dirk Pitt April 7, 2008

Gunnarson

An old Norwegian word for the son of the infamous warlord “Gunnr”. The word Gunnr also means war. Around 800 AD Gunnr was an extremely powerful Viking King on the west coast of Norway in the area of Sogn and fjordene. He was renowned for extreme cruelty and limitless power. At the hight of his era he controlled 100,000 strong viking army attacking Russia and Ukraine and taking over Mikligarður, now Istanbul.

You can be proud like a Gunnarson. You can achieve limitless success by thinking like a Gunnarson

by Icelandic University March 2, 2016

guitarsexual

A sexual attraction to guitars

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

by Stevie Ray Vaughan May 18, 2018

guitarsehole

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.

1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."

by lucky wendy August 17, 2008

Guinnass

Guinnass is a condition that strikes those that consumed large quantities of Guinness the night before. It is marked by deadly flatulence and frequent trips to the bathroom.

Man, I have a mean case of Guinnass this morning!!

by somedumbdude July 14, 2011

Gunnared

Gunnared

You got totally gunnared last Eve.
Holy Gunnared!
Dude, wtf Gunnared

by Jayrockchickenhawk July 29, 2019