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crotch grab

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009
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Box Grabber

Anyone who randomly grabs or touches vaginas that don't belong to them, ususally a male.
- "Next time I run across across a box grabber, I'm gonna punch them in the balls in return."

-"We madeout and I totally wanted to fool around him, then he messed it up by displaying his box grabbing ways. No respectable girl would go home with a box grabber."
by Baxie84 February 8, 2008
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Poo Grab

verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.
i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.


i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.

My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily
by Ashyr December 15, 2008
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titty grab

Hey watch me grab that girls titties!

Watch me play titty Grab that Slut
by Dr Roxso May 26, 2008
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Graber

A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.
"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"
by rhino27 April 21, 2009
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big grabby

a large caucasion male, who resides in back woods country, and spanks, molestes and feed little men and squirrels.
Hey terence, you better eat food before i call big grabby.
by JaFaz May 29, 2005
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Headline Grabber

A headline grabber is a person who is a HUGE attention seeker. If they are in some kind of trouble, ill, had an argument, or are bored, you'll know about it. And so will everyone else. People that can be legitimately titled "Headline Grabber" are;
1) Those that cut themselves and make sure everyone sees the wounds as they stare melodramatically into the distance
2)Those that think they "might be pregnant" all the time
3) Anyone who goes out wearing PVC trousers or a string vest
4)People who have got "such a headache" every time you speak to them, and the "stupid doctors" can't work it out
5)People who "just can't talk about it- no, don't make me! I can't tell you, it's too horrible"
6) Girls that tell their male friends that their boyfriend is a bastard, and then get them to start on him- only to declare undying love for him a few moments after the drama has subsided
"Ignore Shaz in her stupid PVC trousers and string vest. She thinks she's pregnant again. Fucking headline grabber"

"Look at those emo kids with their trendy arm slashes. Headline grabbers; let's hiss at them!"
by MagickDio March 15, 2010
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