afk grind

To get something in a video game by setting up something that you can use that is so easy to the point where you don't even have to be at your computer to do it. Primarily done in the popular gaming platform ROBLOX.

1: Hey man, i just got the new item that released today. Have you got it yet?
2: Nah, i'm pretty much broke so I can't get it yet.
1: Damn, a really easy way to get money though is to AFK grind!

by EmperorPingu October 8, 2021

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012

grind circle

A circle where the outer layer is males and the inner circle is female and the girls grind on the males 🍆

“Damn the teachers had to break up the grind circle”

by Sexywhore May 1, 2021

Nut Grinding

When someone is on the ground and you stomp on their balls. Then you start twisting your foot as your pressing down on them until the guy can't have any kids and the balls are swelling or flat as paper.

Only accepted by RoShamBo masters.

Tom: "Man my friend Jim was nut grinding today me after what I said. And they're STILL swelling!"

Jake: "Yeah your not kidding. You probably shouldn't wear your undies in the house anymore. And what did you say?"

Tom: "I said he has no balls and can't fight crap."

by The Gaspedaller February 28, 2022

morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008

Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

Porn Grind

The arduous task of looking for decent porno to whack it to because you have already seen everything decent on the porn sites you regularly visit. Those most likely to have to do the porn grind are those who are picky about what they orgasm to.

It took me 45 mins. to find something decent to whack off to because my porn sites don't update fast enough. Still, the porn grind is worth it.

by Jaluoo June 25, 2009