Great Gremlin Yeet

A Great Gremlin Yeet is when the smallest person in a group, either physically throws someone to the ground, usually in a parking lot. Can also be used to describe someone throwing another out of the friend group for being a douche.

"J gave Daniel the Great Gremlin Yeet today! She threw him to the ground in front of everyone!"
"J Great Gremlin Yeeted Ian for being a douche. He said he could remove all of her friends!"

by SargeV July 15, 2020

Pink Gremlin

A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.

Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?

Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.

by CleanCheeks January 15, 2024

The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025

Pin Gremlin

An internet user who is willing to fight in the comments of a YouTube video to prove that they were, in fact, the first to comment on it, demanding to be "pinned".

Person 1: "First! Pin me!"
Person 2: "No, I was first!"
Person 3: "Alright, we all know damn well neither of you were first, now shut up, you pin gremlins."

by Sana the Masako May 24, 2023

Cave Gremlin Arc

Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.

Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.

by ItsTheNatShack October 7, 2024

Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps

"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."

by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018

Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025