A lower level of zebodky.
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Get the Gooner Lent mug.he goons so often he can rep 100lbs with his right arm (gooner arm) but can’t even pick up the 10lb with his left.
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by MrWordleman December 16, 2025
Get the Goiner mug.Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.
Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.
by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025
Get the Gooner mug.An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games
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Get the Gooner injury mug.A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely extraterrestrial disguised in human form and have been reported to be able to communicate with frogs and reptiles.
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All goodness play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include: Vitalik Buterin (ghoul), SBF (sloth), Elon Musk (sloth alien hybrid), Jeff Bezos (alien), and Mark Zuckerberg (alien).
Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.
Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.
A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All goodness play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.
Real life examples of godnerds include: Vitalik Buterin (ghoul), SBF (sloth), Elon Musk (sloth alien hybrid), Jeff Bezos (alien), and Mark Zuckerberg (alien).
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
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