Gollum

To 'gollum' over something means to, possess something, treat it as your precious, clean it tend to it, just like Gollum would

"I just bought these new sneakers, i love them so much i will gollum over them for the rest of my life"

by vhjvugunkn December 25, 2014

golden gavel

Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.

- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"

by AntiDefamationLeague August 22, 2019

Golden Millennial

A senior citizen who is glued to their cell phone, usually reading news or scrolling through Facebook.

Come on, Grandpa, put your phone down...you’re such a Golden Millennial!

by DressageKat January 6, 2020

Golden Dumpling

When one takes a shit on someone else, either chest or face, then pisses on it

Honey would you like some to try a golden dumpling tonight ?

by WarrenHughPete July 2, 2020

Goldberg Effect

When a company intentionally invents new "schools of thought" with profit as the major incentive.

"Oh damn, those narcotics companies totally invented grammar to force more people into abuse! That's a classic Goldberg Effect!"

by Lil Giffel January 10, 2022

Richie Goldsand

1. A Northerner, usually from New York who owns beach property in coastal Carolina, leasing said property to locals who can no longer afford to buy there, and offering seasonal rentals to people from Ohio.

2. A sandwich composed of corned beef and pastrami, Swiss or Provolone cheeses, Russian dressing, topped with slaw and served on marbled rye bread, often found in coastal Carolina, e.g. Topsail Island.

Woman: (To Man) Who owns that deli in Surf City?
Young Man: (Interrupting) I don't know; but I'll bet he's a Richie Goldsand!
Man: Wait. Like the sandwich!?

by Ms. Holly Ridge April 28, 2014

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011