Garfield

A thick, full, somewhat unkempt bushy beard — a classic 19th-century style, like President Garfield.

Look at that guy’s Garfield. Wonder how long he’s been growing it?

by officialprizepatrol March 2, 2026

Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016

Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021