funstioning

Having the appearance of working, but lacking the results thereof.

After the system upgrade, everything is funstioning normally.

by nefarious77 May 18, 2006

funstration

The feeling you get while doing an activity that should be fun, but is actually the opposite. From fun + frustration.

Let's play Ninja Gaiden II, the most funstrating game of all time!

Our camping trip turned into a weekend of funstration after our canoe overturned.

by Funstrated June 22, 2008

functionalism

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.

Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.

by sandraxine September 16, 2018

FUNNT

I just got fucked so hard with a toothbrush that I’m having the most fun I will ever have

Well today funnt

by TOEDDIE April 20, 2019

Filthy Funston

Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.

That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.

by Rick Schell November 6, 2007

Gamma Function

A function in math that is like the factorial function, but not just for natural numbers. It's continuous and grows faster than exponentially.

23:41:44 Scott: 5
23:41:55 George: i choose 6
23:43:44 Scott: ∞
23:43:30 George: ∞^∞
23:43:34 George: bitch
23:43:53 Scott: (∞!)^(∞!)
23:44:07 Scott: whore
23:44:09 George: (∞!)^(∞!)+1
23:44:10 George: slut
23:45:11 Scott: yo, Г((∞!)^(∞!)+1)
23:45:12 Scott: you cunt.
23:45:12 Scott: that's the Gamma Function, btw

by circlerunner August 20, 2011

pulmonary functions

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011