Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Night night, don't let the flongs bite!"
"You're a flong!"
or used as verb: "Man that exam was hard... I got flonged by the last question!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

flongzo

something that can fly with the airplanes

hey Glingo, whats up

-oh nothin just a coupple flongzos

by Glingo Davis December 21, 2003

flonchin

going out on the rip wid the lads looking to score some nice flange

as in flonchin some flange

by Pableno January 17, 2005

felonising

1. Comitting a felony.
2. Overly dramatic reaction to minor law breakage esp. on the road

Girl 1 "Shiiit, guy cut me up!"
Girl 2 "Guy's totally felonising!"

Variant of felony

by Frankie Bizzle December 28, 2007

feloniciously

Committing a felony with delicious, malice aforethought.

After the O.J. trial, Johnnie Cochran said that O.J. "feloniciously" killed his wife.

by terryfrisk December 4, 2010

Flonshimulous

Greater than or better than perfect. As well as amazing, spectacular, and any other definition thinkable.

When I had sex with my sheep it was flonshimulous.

by photonmammoth August 6, 2011

floner

while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.

oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha

by floner1234 July 11, 2012