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Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a Fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, last night was amazing! Wasn’t expecting the Fluff n nutter cream pie though
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Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Diamond in the fluff 

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot
I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out

taint fluff 

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.
taint fluff by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

no fluff 

Only realness, nothing superficial. Not at the surface, but the deep.
It's a way of being. You're only real.

Do you really like this?
Of course, no fluff ✨
no fluff by SOUND ΛLCHEMIST ✨ November 22, 2016

corporate fluff 

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."
Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.
corporate fluff by _entivore_ September 11, 2006

Crusty Fluff 

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.
1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!
Crusty Fluff by Bang'n March 23, 2008