FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

Falking

The Act Of Stalking Someone On Facebook.

Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!

Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!

by MrJoshClaps February 4, 2010

Faking it

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.

Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.

by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

Falking

The act of fighting physically while talking at the same time.

After the basketball match Ryan and Chris were seen falking in the locker room.

by Lil mad January 12, 2011

FaSkinny

FaSkinny is when someone is Facebook skinny; when they look skinny from the shoulders up in their profile picture, but the rest of the body is "curvy" ; pear shaped ; small head big body.

I met this hot girl on line and when we met up she ended up being faskinny.

by RadioAricka August 10, 2014