fictosexual

Pretty much, the definition (or at least me and my friends definition) of "fictosexual" is that you're more attached/attracted to a fictional character than an average human, but you're still open to a romantic relationship with an actual human in the future.

Guy: Hey you know Ari?
Girl: Yea! Isn't she fictosexual?
Guy: Yea, I heard she has a crush on this character "Damien Anderson" from a visual novel game.

by Lifeisasadness July 7, 2018

Burlington Coat Factory

A store that suffers business-wise because 95% of potential shoppers think all they have is coats. In reality, it's much like Bealls, JC Penney, Dillards and the such.

"why the hell would I want to go to Burlington Coat Factory? all they have is coats!"

or do they....

by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008

k-factor

when you have lived in klamath falls for so long that the girls that you would normal think are ugly, eventually become attractive to you. such as a girl from anywhere else that would be rated as a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10, eventually would become an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10 in klamath falls.

ex1: if you thought you were a hot ass bitch in klamath falls, and you went to the pearl district, as a woman the only thing you could think is im fat, ugly, stupid, and i need a bathroom to throw-up in
ex2: Guy 1- that chick that i nailed last night was hot.
guy 2- no way man, she was a total k-factor, your cock is gonna shrivel up and die... she looked like shrek.

by Rugby House January 13, 2010

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

fartosphere

The environmental niche surrounding you immediately after the release of a highly noxious fart.

Sith Lord:(swinging lightsaber) You're dead old man!
Yoda: A fartosphere create I will. Die you will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.

by Kewlie June 6, 2008