Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

funnee

just the funnier spelling of funny innit

"hahahahahah funnee"

by Yep .... just leah .... April 19, 2022

funkt

Xanders catchphrase. That's all.

That picture is so funkt!

by Satan xox January 15, 2023

Arturo Fuente Opus X

One of the rarest, best, and most expensive cigars in the world.

"The Arturo Fuente Opus X is perhaps the rarest and highest rated brand in the world, OpusX has a world-renowned reputation for quality and class. It is full-bodied with a rich, robust flavor." Cigar.com

by tmac21054 December 27, 2010

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

Mother Function

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

by trufflebutter April 22, 2016