boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

you’re fired

A phrase the American public can now use on Trump!

You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.

by JustJustice November 13, 2020

Fixer-Upper

A fat chick that a guy brings to the gym to workout with, hoping that she gets into shape so he can feel better about dating her.

Dude, did you see that new chick at the gym today? Cute face but definitely a fixer-upper...

by Nikstur February 14, 2013

Shots Fired

pow pow

*pow pow*

(sound of a gun firing shots)

Shots Fired

by Ching chong engrish November 17, 2013

Shots Fired

Aly's saying! Don't take it Jack! It means that you are throwin shade at someone or making fun of someone verbally. Not actually firing a gun

Man: you look awful

Woman: that hurt my feelings

Man: Shots fired

by Pussydestoyer6969 May 27, 2015

fired

Term used to confirm that a sexually transmitted disease has been contracted.

Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.

by B JizZle September 24, 2006

TxA FireDragon

A random person who likes being random. I can't believe that any dictionary would let you do this. Sad, just like the definition of "CrazyForSW". Check that out, that's just one weird word.

TxA FireDragon walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why is a dragon coming into my bar?"

Laugh or I bite you.

by FireDragon April 22, 2005