Float this bitch

To drive extremely fast, to arrive at a destination quicker than quoted

I Will float this bitch from Biloxi to Memphis

by Ra1nstorm August 30, 2022

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

Tropical Floater

What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.

Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.

by Team Skank March 18, 2009

Gettin Floaty

Drinking until you're at the perfect butter-zone and you gettin floaty

DUDE: We gettin floaty tonight cuh
DUDE2: YEEEEE

by floatydude February 22, 2011

Flemington Floater

A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs

I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.

by Fancington March 9, 2011

dry floatation

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.

"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone"
"Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"

by BBAA March 2, 2014

Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017