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cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.
Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019
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Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.
Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.
by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020
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Shitley Fartyn

Hey look at Shitley Fartyn benching 315!
by dickleydartyn April 4, 2021
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New Years Fart

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010
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