massive throbbing erection

when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.

When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.

by The word fondeler April 10, 2022

Erection

something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister

"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k

by sir tommay November 1, 2006

I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.

Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

Erection

Basically a crotch blush

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "

by TheGrinReaper August 17, 2016

Erection

Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

by girondinho February 8, 2009

political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Hyper Erection

When a man eats a whole bottle of Viagra, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.

Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.

by DeathTwinkie February 4, 2008