the last emos

>80's style hair (including bandana usually)
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the botton
>left sleeve of hoody rolled up on the inside
>left glove rolled up on the outside
>t-shirt tucked into boxers and boxers pulled up to stomach
>trousers pulled down extremely low
> studded belt
>colourfulll socks
>right trouser leg tucked into socks
>left trouser leg rolled up on the outside
> go round shouting "rrrraaaaaaaaaaa" and singing i wanna rock (by twisted sister)
>causing trouble whereever we can
> starting on each other outside the precinct
>completely surviving on stolen items (eg having a shave in macy d's
> listening to techno remixes and old tv shows
>speaking with a black chav accent

luvums smeg and smudge

smeg and smudge are the last emos

by SMEGGYPOO December 2, 2005

emos

Emos are sad little shits who infact should cheer up and cut their fringe cos its facking gay. Dont any of you moron say your individual cos all emos i see look like there related e.g. same hair same clothes same shoes same attitude (think there good by actin clever infront of there emo girls. Me im not a Chav or a goth allthough i do get called goth alot even though i dont wear black and im never depresed, most people call me mosher and there lot better than Emo scum. Wipe that make up off your eyes you idiots you shunt cry even if you get facking problems look on bright side! Cut ya hair and stop listening to that shit music really! Arctic monkeys, Milburn, Klaxons! there facking shizzle get some proper music you follow the majority to much.

A Couple of emos.
Tom: Hey look Dannys got some new converse and a stripy jacket!

Ben: Ive got to get some to there right cool!

Tom: Hey i bought that new Klaxons album it good to.

Ben: im gonna get it to just cos you got it.

Ben: Then im gonna cry to it because i got nowt better to do.

by Nicksmithy April 3, 2007

emos

bunch of idiots who have no real problems, but they just want attention from others because they cant occupy themselves. they all believe they are different but here at my school, all of them look exactly the same, the black choppy hair, blonde highlights, tight jeans, and converse shoes. they all hang around a corner somewhere, doin whatever emos do. but you know somethin? they clamin they are sad and depressed, but in reality, they are laughing and happy, and just use that sadness as a disguise. bunch of morons if you ask me. they also are the biggest cheaters in the world.

emos are just horrible. never go out with them.

by 89450345 September 22, 2006

emos

emos are people who want to be different and unique. There are two types of emo - real emos (no these are not the ones that cut themselves and moan about how depressed they all are with there terrible lives)but instead they maybe truely appreciate the music scene, like the clothes as a sign of individuality and not dress exactly the same as the other emos. The other type are wannabe emos - people who have been self-confessed emos for all of about 5 minuites, they dress and act like an emo but may have been a chav first (chemo-chav emo). These people usally cut themselves for attention or to seem emo, talk openly about their depression (and if you were depressed you would not be doing this-clever people) and moan constantly about how awful their life is when, most probably, the worst thing that happened to them in the past month was having their phone taken off them for a few hours. oh the horror. how ever will they cope :p
bands now listed as emo include: my chem 'slit your wridsts, it isnt that much fun', taking back sunday, the used 'go slit your own throat', thursday, hawthorne heights-'cut my wrists and black my eyes...' (basically anything on about how emotional love/depression/or just general hatred for the world is)
but then what song isnt emotional, isnt that kindof the point. This is the argued debate, is celine dion not emo then 'my heart will go on' yeah. you see my point.
basically emo is something that people will be able to look back on and smile as they realise how young and naive they were way back when. For now its cool, most people dont hurt themselves and it puts people in touch with their emotional side. Plus they have really hot hair and tbh its better than being a chav on street corners with a spray can.

outfit:
studded belts,
skinny jeans (black usually),
band tops,
polka dot vest tops,
black/polka dot hoodies,
black hair,
heavy eyeliner,
powdered face,
black messed up converse,
vans slipons,
rave attire to go out normally (wannabes)

its fantastic, dont take the piss :)

'omg look at her hair. what an emo f**'
'f*** off and leave me alone.'
'ohh look the little emos gonna start crying'
'hey, i'd prefer to cry and be me than have to wear that lovely tracksuit with socks tucked in the pants. fashion crisis,much mate.'

by jess_killing_lonliness April 24, 2008

emosexual

Being sexual while having very little to no concern for you partners gender.

Hes not bi, he's an emosexual.

by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003

emoney

eric block, of the wynnehood, known for his insane love for lizzle fo shizzle and pretending to be black

emoney blizzle wouldnt quit obsessing over lizzle fo shizzle, so we sent them to a room together to get him to shut up

by stupid white boy January 18, 2005

Emoey

when one sounds like an emo or acts like one

dont get all emoey on now

by Jordinn April 5, 2011