dumbledore

a female with excessive tangled unmanaged and scary pubic hair

it looks like theres a tarantula nest on her crotch

pubes bush dumbledore tarantula hair madusa nooch

by The Philosophizer October 23, 2011

Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

by [m@] September 16, 2008

dumbledore

Someone who is or acts gay. Usually likes to take it in the ass.

"Why is Geoff so dumbledore? He keeps talking about playing grab ass with Bob.

by Kryptintie November 10, 2007

Dumbleadoreapegasus

The best pet and companion when going anywhere. It is a pillow pet unicorn. The horn is it's wand, named originally after Dumbledore (Rest In Peace) in Harry Potter.
-It is great to travel with
-Can talk to about anything
-Photogenic
-Good in bed
-MAGICAL
-Likes to watch sports

Dad: We're taking a family picture.
Daughter: Okay, let me just get Dumbleadoreapegasus.

Guy: Yeah, I slept with Dumbleadoreapegasus last night. It was magical.

by EinnaaaaaYL March 29, 2012

dumbraes

Absolute worst fandom the fandom name of Addison rae-cist

Someone:Hey what fandom are you in?
Another person:sunraes!
Someone: EW YOU MEAN DUMBRAES EWWWWWW

by Addison282717117 February 9, 2021

Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Albus Dumbledore'd

So drunk, That you have ventured into the world of magic.
You become a wizard. Commonly firing off harry potter references and screaming "YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY".

"That bloke running into the wall of the train station is so Albus Dumbledore'd at the moment"

by gravybbxx420 July 7, 2012