Drafted

The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.

*Bob falls on his bum during night out*

*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*

*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.

by Colm.. April 14, 2009

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

drainging

A more intense version of "exhausting." This usually causes brain dysfunction and retardation along with the symptoms of exhaustion.

Emily had a really long and drainging night so she's unable to understand the English language.

by TtheH January 13, 2008

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes March 12, 2011

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint April 19, 2014