dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

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Douschaloosh

Someone who engages in sexual acitivities with a dousch bag.

Someone who sleeps with douschbags is a douschaloosh

by superman369 April 25, 2010

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Doosch • doosch hole • doosch sniffer • Dooschbag • Dooschnicker • doosh • dooshbag • dooch • doochie • Donschwive

Douschebaggot

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.

Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.

by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011

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An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.

Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!

Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!

I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.

by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011

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dorsche

Combo of a dork and a douche.

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad April 5, 2011

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Doosh

Short for "Do Shoot", in the context of having divine ordination for shooting gleefully, with intent to kill, in the name of Christ, the name of the Christian God. *this definition is covered at length, in SWAT officer, Charlie Epper's book, "Jesus Christ On Killing".

It's cool, I'm Wichita Falls PD SWAT, and I "doosh!"

by Organic Cheese Productions June 29, 2014

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Doochie Juice

This is the mixture of doodoo seepage and coochie juice, which usually occurs on a hot summer day.

Sometimes referred to when something is weak or lame.

"Ewwww stay away from Tracy, she smells like doochie juice!!!!"

"Yo fuck this place man, this shit is doochie juice!"

"Mom every time Susan uses the bathroom it smells like doochie juice afterwards! It's so gross!!"

"Yo did you hear that new Lil Wayne mixtape??

"Nah that shit is doochie juice my nigga!"

" Mike went to kiss me goodnight and his breath smelled like fuckin doochie juice!!"
"Gross!"

by Doochie McCoochie September 12, 2016

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