Dogfish

a person on a any given website or app that uses pictures significantly more attractive than they are at the time of the date/meet-up.

(on a scale from 1-10 a 3pt+ drop would qualify one as a "dogfish" not a catfish where the pictures used are of a completely different person or sex) (credits-Hicksy)

Girrrrrrllllll, his photos must have been from his high school days when he was a 9. Because when he showed up he as more like a 6, damn dogfish fuck-boys.

by AdamAGame June 6, 2018

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

doobie

A hairstyle or a slang for a joint

nice doobie home boy

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

doobie

a joint

lets go smoke some doobies

by Kkkkkkkkeeeelllllyyyyy October 9, 2008

doobieous

Skeptical about marijauna.

Nah dude, hes not a stoner, hes actually kind of doobieous.

by Red Raptor September 21, 2006

Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

doobin

The act of 2 men having anal sex and sticking poles in eachothers behinds

You look like you've been doobin around tonight by the way your walking
or
Your acting pretty doobin dude....just shut the fuck up

by John Bukre May 15, 2006