The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

Muff Dive

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

by The Bowse October 1, 2009

dive in

To go have sex with a girl.

I'm looking for a slut to dive in tonight.. zaaaaaa

by papa zaaaa October 26, 2007

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Divett

Divett is the term used to describe mental retardation as the result of being dropped at birth. It is usually considered normal for a "Divett" to grow up in the foster care of wild animals. Divetts will never fully mature.

Hey man, did u see that Divett last night, he was such a b lake

by E. N. The WOW Mashta April 7, 2007

Dive Bella Dive

THE most awesome band you will ever listen to .

they like singing songs about prostitutes and alcohol.

Dan scotty - Bass
Barnaby Courtney- vocals
Sammy Battle - Guitar

Ben Everest- drums

" I LOVE DIVE BELLA DIVE "

by anomous888 October 26, 2012

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009