When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
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Barnaby Courtney- vocals
Sammy Battle - Guitar
Ben Everest- drums
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