Disasturbate

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

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The Queen of Disasters

It is Kangana Ranaut. She is a flop actress of Bollywood who breathes controversies to remain in limelight. Till 2021, out of her last 12 movies, she has delivered 9 disasters. With worst success ratio, she is the leading lady in terms of delivering consistent flops. She has no clean hits since 2015 with back to back 7 flops/averages. Despite doing movies with big directors/producers/actors like Karan Johar, Ajay Devgan, Hrithik Roshan, Mahesh Bhatt, she has been rejected by the audience. By doing the chaploosi of govt, she buys some awards. But couldn't buy a single clean hit since 2015.

People would always remember Kangana Ranaut as the queen of disasters.

by TheLogicalTroller April 24, 2021

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sweet disaster

A sweet disaster is a random event that turns your normally boring life into a fun and exciting one but it's often temporary only lasting a night

Dude I've been stuck in this town, this job,and life for a while now I need a sweet disaster soon or I'm going to explode.

by foolisreal February 1, 2017

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Natural Disaster

When one male moves his tongue in a circular motion like a tornado inside a pussy, while another male fucks her in the ass until he bust like a volcano.

I really hope those two guys will natural disaster me tonight.

by Burbs24 December 12, 2010

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