defeccato

A foul, semi-loose and Mr. Whippy style steaming pile of shit that resembles the Italian dessert ‘affogato’ (made by pouring espresso over gelato). Typically experienced after a big night spent drinking ale, followed by an undercooked kebab on the way home.

“Mate, after that session on the beers I left a filthy defeccato in my girlfriend’s toilet. It blocked the u-bend for days, she was not impressed!”

by TommyTank69 December 31, 2019

defeated

failure when u couldnt open the cookie jar in your attic and u got an F- on all your tests for the last 16 years

man, JackSucksAtlife got defeated yesterday.

by fbbdkbokdkboko May 18, 2020

defe

defe defelala: GGGR BARKAR ABRKK WOOFOFWOFOOF :defe_love: defe(lala) is a wonderful human person who is pretty nice ngl. their sidekick is retr0smile who kicks all kinds of butt

dozy: *steps on defe* oops sorry, i didnt see you down there.
defe: *cryes*

by trulu June 7, 2021

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011