The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
Get the Danish Strudel mug.Danielson is the name given to Daniel LaRusso by his karate master, Mr. Miyagi, BUT, is also used as a way to express anger, or frustration. Danielson is often used as a replacement for dammit.
Example 1
Chelsea falls up the stairs in public.
CHELSEA:*under her breath* "DANIELSON!!"
Example 2
Ross misses the goal even when there's an open net.
ROSS:*screaming* "AHHH DANIELSONNNN"
Chelsea falls up the stairs in public.
CHELSEA:*under her breath* "DANIELSON!!"
Example 2
Ross misses the goal even when there's an open net.
ROSS:*screaming* "AHHH DANIELSONNNN"
by #1GoblinBoy July 29, 2018
Get the Danielson mug.Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.
by Derrrs June 6, 2011
Get the Jack Daniels Zauce mug.1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
Get the Stormy Daniels mug.Short for Illegal Danish Super Snacks. Illegal Danish is 20 minute video featuring various scenes of World of Warcraft and it's characters, in several comical situtations.
The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.
Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."
It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.
Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
The main plot of Illegal Danish features a mad scientist, or rather inventor gone alchemist that wishes to steal the Illegal Danish from a guild known as the Illegal Danish. Two guild members Basutei, a paladin, and Rasi, a druid, eventaully thwart the evil doctor's plan.
Illegal Danish features nearly 100 players, 10 voice actors, original score (over 15 tracks), and some of the best special effects ever seen in a fan-based creation. Over 1500 hours in the making, the new series includes some of the well known characters characters from "Zinwrath: The Movie."
It's was realeased on 3-1-2006. And features the voice stylings of Clint Hackleman, Derek Hackleman, Amanda Baker, Kris Haughey, Kevin Haughey, Ben Bullock. It was also directed and written by Derek Hackleman, and Clint Hackleman. Lastly, the original score was written by Clint Hackleman.
Illegal Danish was entered in the 2006 Xfire Blizzard contest and won the following; 1st Place Best Comedy, 2nd Place Best Dance, 1st Place Best Music, 1st Place Best Editing and Special Effects, 1st Place Best Dialogue, and 1st Place Best Action Scene.
by Jillie T. December 9, 2008
Get the illegal danish mug.Person 1: Hey, can you pass me a cup of juice?
Person 2: Ok
*Drops cup of juice*
Person 1: Oh my god how you danish a cup of juice!?
Person 2: Ok
*Drops cup of juice*
Person 1: Oh my god how you danish a cup of juice!?
by C_Giant December 17, 2013
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