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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by AJTheGamerBoy March 8, 2023
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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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swerve damage

Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.
Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.
by Dj spookytooth November 5, 2018
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Dick Damage

The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick
by Fell Dragon Grima September 6, 2019
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Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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damaged goods

damaged goods

adjective: description of a person whom is inapt of a skill , characteristic, and / or physical skill or characteristic that is deemed a necessity by some social societies throughout the us noted by medical professional in mid 2023 T.M.MLPN
out of lack of personal control of judgmental thinking and the appropriate use of the english language such as " dictionary," respect , and any other defined word in the english language a woman referred to herself as damaged goods
by althea magnolias August 6, 2023
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Jolle damage

A demeaning word used primarily in online games to describe when someone has done little to no damage to its opponents
"He did Jolle damage in the last game"
"Lol what a nub"
by Hoerby December 20, 2018
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