Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

adult diaper rash

Burning, painful rash in ass crack and/or taint (based on which way you wipe) from when you're too lazy to wipe your ass totally clean and try to still go about the daily grind.

Dude, my buttcrack is on fire! Was in a huge hurry this morning and didn't get a good wipe!

You've probably got adult diaper rash. You need to air out your asshole, man.

by Jimduggan619 June 21, 2016

Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.

Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.

by Silicon Quick2 June 16, 2018

phone diaper

A diaper for ur phone

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014