jumper cables

An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.

JUMPER CABLES!!! Scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!

by WWII October 29, 2004

Cyber Breast-Sex

n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.

Sarah encouraged Jason to cyber breast-sex his girlfriend.

by Half the Building? July 27, 2006

cable hair

One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.

Oh, look. Cable hair. (Pinches and pulls.) Oooohh ahhh, that's lovely.

by Fearman August 30, 2007

Cyber Pimp

A person who explicitly solicits girls on webcam for personal gain.

My friend has like 7 hoes who work webcams all day, he must be some kind of Cyber Pimp.

by JayEss January 12, 2008

cybercognizant

After the mix ups of white hats, black hats, skript kiddies and generaly hackers. People arose with knowledge about programming, hacking, phreaking and anything to do with the cyber realm. They were doubed CyberCognizant which derives from the words cyber and cognizant. Cybercognizant refers to a person who knows all things cyber.

Dude last night i was hacking into the federal reserve and a cybercog(cybercognizant) cut me off and gave me a warning!

by Shadow July 28, 2004

cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

cyber fornication

computer sex (IMing, Facebook chatting, MySpace messaging, etc.)

Some curious teens have cyber fornication on their computers.

by Samm Scott August 25, 2008