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Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.
“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball
by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019
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Curfeud

to argue about a curfew time
i just had a curfeud with mum and dad
by Moustached Oreo :-P October 20, 2010
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Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,
Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.
by mcbny March 8, 2017
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Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.
"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"
by Keteaveu August 6, 2020
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Tony Carver

The most disgusting thing in the entire realm of existence and otherwise. Broccoli like physique and feces colored face makes for a most foul individual. Not to mention he's a weeb and faps to hentai.
by MaxwellDionne March 1, 2017
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corvette

Noun.

1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).

NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
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1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.
by thaks April 26, 2006
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Curbed

Leroy was trying to get freaky with me but I curbed him.
by krazieaznchicc February 11, 2015
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