by Crusty Cannoli June 04, 2014
The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.
Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
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by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016
one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute
by canadian_wizard February 09, 2015
When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010