Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016

crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016