purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin

"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"

by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

by Peete May 15, 2007

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 12, 2007

custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.

DAMN custard boy is pimpin

by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010