chowder

a slow human being. a klutz. a party animal. brett rafter

turnbull pulled a chowder

by wes maenhout October 20, 2003

Crowder’s Law

The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.

Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!

by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021

chowder-powder

when someone sprinkles their thick white semen over another person

"Mmmmm-hmmm I'm hungry. Will you chowder-powder me?"

by SirPschoSexy (Ben) May 9, 2006

chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

by Amy Cain June 27, 2006

Clam Chowder

When a female sends you a picture of their vagina and they have crust white chunks all over her pussy.

" Dude this girl just sexted me giving me a serve of Clam Chowder. "

by sexy_boiiiiii January 16, 2010

clam chowder

To ejaculate fully on one's partner's face and then cough up and spit a giant wad of hork onto the still-warm wack. Not to be confused with Manhattan Clam Chowder whereby one's partner is given "strawberry shortcake" before laying down the lungbutter.

I knew Blanche's dad was upset when I walked in on him serving up a steaming batch of his "famous clam chowder" to his precious little girl. What's for dessert?

by nathan&aaron December 18, 2006

clam chowder

1. (n) The mixture of semen and vomit resulting from a gagging fellator.

2. (v) To vomit on someone after a deposit of semen is made orally.

1. I must have thrusted too hard, because before you know it, she got clam chowder all over me!

2. I must have thrusted too hard, because she totally clam chowdered me!

by Erica October 5, 2004