Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 29, 2012

Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014

Crusty Sweet Potato

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

by CDog821 June 22, 2016

crusty asshole

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.

Shut up you crusty asshole licker.

by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016

crusty pussy

When a guy cums on a girl's pussy and waits till the cum dries up on her pussy all crusty.

Megan prefers to eat crusty pussy.

by Defnition202 June 9, 2016

crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.

Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.

by Jesslyn B June 17, 2018

Crusty Face

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.

Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!

by Jayy.M July 31, 2009