Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.

"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."

by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit

Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 22, 2004

croud

2's a party, 3's a croud.
In your face.
Back off biatch

"quit croudin me yo"
"dis croud is off da hook"

by burnedout August 8, 2008

nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’

I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me

by Sickomonster January 6, 2021

Afro Crouch

When a girl has an alot of pubes and it looks like an afro

Just Look at lisa filo's head, she must have an afro crouch

by mike January 6, 2004

Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009

Getto Crouch

A crouch performed by girls in the getto to try to look more hood/sexy. They will often be only wearing a thong and/or rubbing thier twats. This is often performed by hiphop stars such as Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim

Yo I totally see that girl's coochie when shes getto crouching.

by Chaz Coppa June 16, 2010