Cheater

Someone who engages sexual relations with someone other than their significant other.

Matt D. is a cheater. He needs to be shot.

by Mr. ______ May 12, 2006

creationism

The belief that the Christian God created the Earth and everything in it. There are two stories (chapters one and two of Genesis in the Bible.) Recently, this has been a hot topic for debating whether if it should be taught in schools. Most creationists merge the first half of chapter one, and the second half of chapter two to create what they think should be taught in schools, but really, they should just pick one story and stick with it.

(creationist) Evolution is the work of the devil. Creationism should be taught in schools!
(non-ignorant person) Oh really? Which version?
(creationist) What do you mean which version? The one in the bilbe mother fucking Satanist cock sucking piece of shit.
(non-ignorant perso) Chapters one and two are two TOTALLY different versions.
(creationist) Uhmm... Gay marriage is the devil!
(non-ignorant person) ...

by InjusticeForAll July 23, 2008

Creationist

1. A person who thinks that the bible is a science and science a religion
2. A person who has done no research on the subject constantly uses non sequitur, red herrings, and straw man arguments
3. A fucking retard

Creationist: "Evolution is false because it has nothing to say on the origin of life, and because it said so in the bible."

by Ultimate Blarg March 27, 2010

woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

God's creation

The things whose origins your brain can't understand.

X: Do you know what a banana is?
Y: Yea, that's God's creation.

X: What is life?
Y: God's creation.

by mozeskoma December 11, 2011

Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.

Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?

by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009

cheating whore

A slut that you once called your girlfriend who decides to sleep with someone else

You have been living with this girl for 2 years and one day she not only decides to become a junkie but rather than pay for her grugs she figures it easier to work them off on her back so she screws a drug dealer in return for drugs all the while telling you she loves you,Thats a cheating whore (Brandi was her name)(see The Whoredown in MySpace)

by Luke Friendly August 13, 2006