Cock sucker's cramp

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

by CMBC June 25, 2009

Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

shit cramps

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

by Robert956 December 13, 2009

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 13, 2009

cramps

What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.

My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.

by busybee711 November 23, 2010

cramlington

Cramlington is a famous location in northumberland just outside newcastle famous for manor walks, buzcock and inbreds.

A place where all the little divys go and inbreds 2 drink act hard and get easy sex.

'Here ye cumin 2 crammy/cramlington 4 a drink, shag the slags and have a fight like hew'

'my dads my grandad and my ma's my auntie'

by ian david wright May 12, 2010

Crammed

in a tight space , feeling claustrophobic or to fit a lot in.

That Train was crammed

i felt crammed in during that interview

I crammed a years worth of revising into a week , with the aid of strong coffee.

by not a fool September 9, 2007