Craig Thompson

The giraffe youtuber that loves getting gnomed and is in a sexual relationship with Ricardo. Also, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The sexy beast Craig Thompson is an abomination

Craig Thompson and his son, an 8-foot bowling pin, are proud owners of soon to be hundreds of giraffes

by Microwave go mmmmmm December 13, 2019

heavy craig

someone who does hell lame things and is generally just the heaviest of heavy dudes. They also tend to suck at gaming and run heavy grant thomas shit.

Man that sucked, your a heavy craig hey!
eg. cale, buckas

by tronfather June 19, 2008

craig isabeth

The best looking male prostitute in australia

That hooker aint no craig isabeth, but ill hire it anyway

by crimboy September 29, 2014

craiging

the act of absconding with fantasy league funds or refusing to pay winnings to participants. Taken from a Scottish word for adeep crack or fissure in a rock, where the fuds supposedly dissapeared.

I cannot believe Fish is craiging us on the roto-baseball this season, he always paid off before.

by craptasticor June 19, 2009

Craig burke

Fat, horny, big nipped male, who enjoys lathering up other men with European oils.

Whoa that women is mighty hot for that Craig Burke.

by flibnob homo fag April 27, 2011

craig wing

This hot Sydney Roosters player is well-known for his ability in rugby league... and his HOTNESS.

His only mistake was those pink pants...

He has represented:
-New South Wales in State of Orgin,
-City for the City vs Country match, and
-Australian Kangaroos.

Person 1: Do you go for the Roosters because Craig Wing plays for them?
Person 2: No, but it's an advantage. ;)

by that_would_be_me September 19, 2008

craig head

Person who hangs out on and posts Craigslist regularly.

The craig heads are flagging everything they disagree with.

by cl-Japedo December 8, 2009