Chris Cornell Syndrome

When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.

Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.

once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.

Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?

by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011

Cornelius

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

by ado potato December 20, 2007

Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Cornelia

A woman’s name that means they are corny.

Hannah look at Cornelia! She is so corny.

by WyattWarriors July 1, 2020

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009