pink contract

An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.

DirtySpammers Inc. bought a pink contract from MSN to send more useless spam to hotmail users.

by biig November 3, 2003

Liquid contacts

Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.

"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.

by Englewood August 7, 2006

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 2, 2019

eye contact limbo

when two people are talking but there's no way to go around them so you tend to duck so as to not obstruct their eye contact.

Jack and Jill were in the hallway having a conversation and I didnt want to walk in between them but had to luckily I was able to play some eye contact limbo.

by SusieQ63 October 22, 2010

Contractor

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.

by LeotheMan January 29, 2009

contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.

AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!

by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006