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Contextual Christianity

The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.
Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.
by tcullum1995 February 9, 2010
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Contextplating

The act of taking a prolonged break in a text conversation to decide between possible things you can say. This usually happens when trying to say the right thing to someone you're interested in and try to sound clever, funny or smart. Or when it is important not to say something wrong that could escalate into an unwanted conflict.
"Dude, what should i say to this girl. I don't want to mess things up"

"I don't know man just keep contextplating for a while and if she asks what took so long say you didn't notice you had a text"
by Domepiecekillah September 13, 2011
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Contextual metaplane

A frame of reference used to analyze a particular family of ideas.
"Coining a brand new word glamorizes a concept and helps us appreciate it on a contextual metaplane."
by shadyladyk March 10, 2010
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contextipidus

Emily is watering her garden in a contextipidus manner
by Villhelmromero September 7, 2022
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contentstapated

Lacking the ability to create new original content. Like writers block but for use in terms of general content creation, primarily online.
I haven't written a new blog in 3 months! It's like I'm contentstapated.
by Raymmar January 6, 2015
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Cuntextual Clues

noun:
Stemming from the grammatical term "context clue" and slang word "cunt."

Subtle signs/hints that determine someone is, or is acting like a cunt.
Dermot: I overheard you break up with Lolita last night. What happened?

Jarvis: I always had a hunch she was a self indulgent bitch, but it became obvious last night.

Dermot: You should have ended it awhile ago. I picked up on those cuntextual clues immediately. That sucks man. I'm here for you.

Jarvis: Wait a minute. You overheard? Why you always gotta put your nose in my business bro? Screw that bitch and screw you for that matter. Now get the heck out of my treehouse
by DicksInDisguise October 22, 2017
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contentsity

The contentsity of the wholesome situation was almost to much.
by Megarino Bobino August 22, 2019
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