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Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.
by queensburykid July 31, 2022
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confectionise

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to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary
"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"
by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004
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contenciencious

The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.

To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?
by mobilesventek May 16, 2011
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connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
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Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.
"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."
by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014
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confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.
I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!
by QuacksO January 7, 2017
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Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.
Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017
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