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anti-conservative 

A (usually atheist) individual that is deeply opposed to conservative institutions, values and viewpoints to the point that their opposition to conservatism is more powerful than their support of liberalism, socialism or whatever centrist, leftist or anti-authoritarian view they may otherwise identify most readily with.
In the 2006 Canadian election, a strong anti-conservative consensus threatened to bring about a level of solidarity between the otherwise antagonistic Liberal, NDP, Green and Bloc Quebecois parties.
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Elite (conservative) 

Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).
Elite (conservative) convo.

Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.

(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.
Elite (conservative) by Aussiegoat5 September 21, 2005

pseudo-conservative 

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.
A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush

George W. Bush

Dick Chaney

Mitt Romney

Rich Santorum

Newt Gingrich

Michele Bachmann

Sean Hannity

Mark Levin

Bill O'Reilly
pseudo-conservative by Guardian Soul February 14, 2012

Black Conservative 

see House Negro. Also someone who sniffs glue on a daily basis.

KY Conservative 

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.

Limousine Conservative 

Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:

- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.

- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them

- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.

- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"

- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs

In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?

Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!

white conservative straight christian males 

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males