congs

Congs is a novel way of saying congrats. Origin trails back to a unique person popularly called the gatra. His passions included eating cookies cooked on used underpants. His other inventions included coolvivs, vivs, but is known to have added special dimension to the meaning of bamboo, papaya, melons.

Congs vivek, congs chaggi, congs pahadi etc etc

by tumharabaap March 29, 2010

conisbrough castles

Local phrase for large breasts

"Look at the conisbrough castles on her"

by Cunny Lad October 24, 2006

concs

Short for concubines.

This trip would've been a lot better if we brought some concs. My hand is getting tired.

by danlikesbikes April 11, 2007

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008

Sink cones and jam

The ravenous consumption of pine cone Jam, often on toast or another base. Usually combined with cream or other condiments.

Hey bro I'm so hungry I'm gonna go sink cones and jam, do you want yours on toast or just plain?

by Mr Smithinsons October 18, 2020

Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.

Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.

by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018

Conestoga

basically the same as "The Haverford School" (search in dictionary)

buncha wannabe rich fags with lil pipes
get lucky at everything and will eventually fail in life along with Ridley.

conestoga? who? oh HAHA the bitchs

by Constogay March 10, 2005