Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

compnerd

the nickname of someone who just won't get off of the stupid computer. a.k.a. geek, psychopath

Josh: "Hey Kurt, wanna go play some basketball?"

Kurt: "Naw, I'm staying on the computer. This chatroom is totally fantabulous!"

Josh: "Wow, you're such a compnerd."

by teamvolturi December 24, 2009

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

computer stooge

the opposite of a computer geek.

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!

by rolisk August 4, 2007

Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.

My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009