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Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.
Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.
by user26 January 13, 2011
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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
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Comeupins

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.
Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!
by SmashCrab March 12, 2008
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Commujizzim

(n) 1. To ejaculate (or 'jizz') or become sexually aroused at the thought of creating or living in a socialist or communist utopia, or the result thereof
After listening to Paul's speech about how my life will become better after the evil corporations are dismantled and absorbed into the state, I had a commujizzim.
by CommieDog August 24, 2005
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Computer Illiterate

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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?
by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005
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my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.
by the only smart person December 20, 2017
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computa

1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld
1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword
by Dagnast February 22, 2005
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