coming down the chimney

When you're balls deep down her throat and bust a nut.

Santa will be coming down the chimney tonight.

by Redrum2316 April 21, 2018

coming out

A way to explain to your family or friends you’re anything but straight.

Don’t do it during thanksgiving though-

Son:“Mom, dad, I’ve planned to tell you this for a while but, Im coming out to you as gay.”
Mom: “It’s that damn phone, isn’t it”

by DamnDam December 15, 2019

Comingle

The act of joining 2 or more things, thus creating a sole body surface. As the art of comingleing is truly hard to ccomplish or complete as it is only practiced by the only real dungeon master. Chris " Mitzhui" Neilson.

Hey Neilson your penis is no longer comingled to the anus of anal audrey.
HEY neenee your penis is no longer conected to the Human vacuum cleaner.

by !Shaner! June 12, 2008

copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

Complingo

(pronounced comp-lingo) basically means computer lingo, any terms or phrases used in computer based activities.

A) ah you see, your NAT is set to open
B) DUDE! spare me the complingo and fix it :)

by mywatchhat September 20, 2010

CampingRod

The sweet but quite violent relationship between an avian cuck and a deciduous camper. Some say you can still hear the desperate chirps for help deep within the pine barrens.

I wish I had a relationship like CampingRod.

by Malaise June 15, 2017

Camping

When people voluntarily leave their comfortable homes and drive out to the middle of nowhere to live amongst trees, thousands of hungry insects, and very uncomfortable sleeping arrangements, in order that they may pretend they’re “reconnecting with nature.”

“Hey, we should go camping this weekend!”
“You mean, fight traffic so we can go out in the woods, live like homeless people, and hope we don’t start a forest fire? No thanks.”

by Hawks.Fan.12 September 19, 2019