an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
Get the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfsmug. now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right
by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024
Get the esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left rightmug. The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
Get the Commandermug. by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
Get the bot commandsmug. by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024
Get the Knight Commandermug. The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
Get the Commander Coolmug. Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
Get the First Tat Commandmentmug.